Archive for May, 2007

Drama Queen

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

What is it with teenage daughters and lying?

Everything in her life has to be a drama..nobody else is right, everybody is wrong, all her problems are someone else’s fault…it is just never ending.

You made these choices, so now you need to live with them and start to become responsible for your own actions.

Oh boy give me a break…please!

Perfectly good cats available

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Why do dogs insist on chasing their tails when there are perfectly good (sleeping) cats available to chase?

Why can’t men read our minds?

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

What is it with men and not being able to read our minds?  I mean we send out all of these coded messages but they just don’t seem to be getting through.  Is there a shortage in their wiring or something that stops them from understanding that SOME of the time when we say yes we mean no and vice versa?

And the whole sport and fishing thing..no come on what IS that about?  What would ever make you think that sitting in a boat next to dead prawns would be my idea of a day out?  Also the whole screaming and shouting at the TV during a footy game..yeah like that’s going to help.

Maybe I am not thinking loud enough so my messages are coming through as whispers …..

Note to self…think louder and clearer for the purpose of mind reading.

Come on guys get with the program!

Where has the apostrophe gone?

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Has anyone else noticed that the good old apostrophe seems to be disappearing? Is this because of text speak or is it just ignorance or laziness?

Am I the only one that grinds their teeth as they read post after post on the net with missing apostrophes?

I asked my teenage son why he thought the apostrophe was going the way of the dinosaurs and he just looked at me with bulging eyes and a blank stare…much like an emoticon to be honest.

Bring back the apostrophe I say…a whole generation is missing out!

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Bandaids….

Monday, May 28th, 2007

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WHY is it….that when you go to have a blood test it hurts way more ripping the band aid off than it ever does while they are taking the blood?

Your first bowl.

Monday, May 28th, 2007

Here we go…

My life at the moment feels like a soap opera so I decided to share my daily dramas with you all in a daily serial known as YOUR daily cereal.

By now you have probably already realized that I quite often think and act ‘outside the square’, so hang on tight and hopefully we can go on a daily ride filled with excitement, laughter, tears and quite often sheer madness.

Woohoo we are away!


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